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Lap Dancing (Lyrics)

Got me a girlfriend, she works at a club
Her name is Suzie
She works for free, but she makes tips
When she’s not too choosey
She works for men, they feel her up
She doesn’t seems to mind
It costs five bucks, to get a ride
They call it the grind

Land of the free, home of lap dancing
Land of the free, home of lap dancing

The theatre is dark, the smoke is thick
Nobody says hello
Up on the stage, without a stitch
Swimming in green jello
The featured act, is trying hard
While Suzie works the room
Treat her right, she’ll sit with you
And shoot you to the moon

Land of the free, home of lap dancing
Land of the free, home of lap dancing

I always come, at 10 o’clock
I have a reservation
And there she is, black on white
Never a deviation
She’s famous for, her magic touch
The secret is the friction
She learned it at, a tender age
Another childhood victim

Land of the free, home of lap dancing
Land of the free, home of lap dancing

Lyrics by Gordon Webb

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from My Favorite Affliction, released May 31, 1996

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Ashes of Gordo Santa Clara, California

GORDO was formed in the SF Bay Area in the mid-1990s when songwriting buddies Gordon Webb and Jon Michelsen joined forces with local guitar legend Ron Stanley to record demos for gordo’s recently penned lyrics. With NY bassist Rob Westover and session drummer Ricky Carter in tow, the quintet recorded the alt-rock classic GORDO – "My Favorite Affliction" and have now been reborn as Ashes of Gordo. ... more

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